The Anti-Valentine Month # 1: Bashing the male neo-romantic stalker
Some men think that they are eagerly expected from the other party in the love transaction (i.e., women). They strive to teach women some “lessons” about life: they think women’s body language is the key; they watch for the telling spasms, the delirious moans, the subtle whispers in their ear while on the act, the touches, the moves, the words, the signs. Oh yes, THE signs. And they think the woman is their prey, for eternity.Some men just think women like to be asked out in a direct, unromantic way, yet they should beware of spoiling the magic of the moment… but they think the worst case reaction from the other party in the love transaction would be a polite refusal with a shy(ish) smile that is in fact a strong, no-point-of-return objection.
Also some men are afraid of a strange virus that could be transmitted by the female gender. Oh God forbid, it’s not a STD. It’s related to reproduction. I agree, gentlemen, this is a well-founded fear, especially in overpopulated promiscuity-ridden modern cities where living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment is already a pure luxury. So usually, men like to opt for a “raincoat” throughout the rainy processes. Totally legitimate, after all, women are so unpredictable, we can never be sure of anyone nowadays…
One thing though for you gentlemen, abstain from considering women’s muteness as signaling acceptance and consent. Some women are well known for their lack of skills in saying the right thing at the right time, love or reproduction notwithstanding. Okay, I admit, maybe some women are notorious in picking the wrong people. Beware gents, in any case, we are very esoteric people. Never underestimate that.
Finally, just a word of advice gentlemen, some women just like to get in and out. They don’t want the chit chat.
Labels: Relationships et al., Self derision
posted by The Little Prince's alter ego @ 2:15 AM
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